Woodford Reserve

Posted 16 Jan 2012 — by Brown Heaven
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Well if anything could steal my wagon wheel and make me fall the fuck off, it’s sure as shit going to be Woodford. After all it did nearly put me on a coma that one time, but didn’t Shiavo me in the end.

Givin' me wood.

All hot and heavy, with a nice spice and burn, this shit brings down the house. I like my whiskeys with a little heft, and this one really does the trick better than that smooth shit that knocked me out last time. Gonna have to rank this one very fucking highly and come back for more research when another bottle finds its way to my house…

Another One Bites the Dust – Basil Hayden’s

Posted 20 Dec 2011 — by Brown Heaven
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Well, in studying for the goddamn GRE, I killed that bottle of Corner Creek. So I didn’t have any for test time. Despite the DTs knocking on my door, I did pretty fucking OK and decided to celebrate with a bottle of Basil Hayden’s. Which I’ve killed in the last week. Shit.

8 year olds, dude

8-year-olds, dude.

I did it cause I had to. This shit is like a diet whiskey, not much body, but with a little bite at the end. Needs to put on some winter weight, methinks. Gimme more fucking heft, I go through this light shit like it’s water. Much like it goes through me.

Once again, missing my goddamn Bulleit.

Corner Creek

Posted 29 Nov 2011 — by Brown Heaven
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This shit was recommended to me as a reasonably priced, smooth whiskey. Too smooth, even.

I'ma make a creek in the corner after a few o' these.

Well, the fucking price is right at under $20, but I’d rather pay the extra 5 for my Bulleit. This shit ain’t half bad, though, and it comes in a nice little wine bottle so I can look classy wandering around at a party polishing off  a single bottle. It’s a bit rough around the edges, but fuck if it don’t have a nice little sweetness at the end. Not enough vanilla or wood to sate me, though. Fuck, guess I’ll have to kill it before the weekend.

Bulleit

Posted 05 Nov 2011 — by Brown Heaven
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Bulleit for my valentine

Holy shit. If this shit came from tits, I’d fucking bounce them daily.