Well if anything could steal my wagon wheel and make me fall the fuck off, it’s sure as shit going to be Woodford. After all it did nearly put me on a coma that one time, but didn’t Shiavo me in the end.

Givin' me wood.
All hot and heavy, with a nice spice and burn, this shit brings down the house. I like my whiskeys with a little heft, and this one really does the trick better than that smooth shit that knocked me out last time. Gonna have to rank this one very fucking highly and come back for more research when another bottle finds its way to my house…


